Saturday, July 4, 2009

Like they call it - "the 'pun'ch line !!"

Dedicated in loving memory of the guy who understood women & died of excessive laughter.

Women - They have been as much thought provoking as to what s beyond the Interstellar matter.
Likewise, just racking my brains to the wildest statements women have ever remarked about me & their reasoning.
Hmmm let’s see, judgements, compliments, insults or plain statements.
Rolling from behind…..

& the winners are –

No.7. “Are u a Virgin???” – It’s in my tag of FAQs, I think its time I stop wearing that “Im NOT a Virgin T shirt”. And for the last time “YES I am”.

No. 6. “Were u a cab driver in ur pichle janam ??” (pichle janam = previous life) – is that an insult ?? I dint knw cab drivers could drive so well .. hehehe & what is this pichle janam thing ? if I would be caught with neat clothes, would I be a Dhobi in my “pichle janam” ??

No.5. “Nimge eshtu makkalu ??” ("How many kids do u have ??")– This was a hilarious one. The lady in Question began asking me so much about my married life too…btw olle timepass aithu aa dina. hehehe

No.4. “I am sorry Adarsh, I don’t think I can give 100% in this” – To all u perverts, its not like how it sounds. There was this BIG scene behind this & this was the one sentence which was the cream of it. Hehehehe

No.3. “You know, If we were together, I would have never broken up with you” – Coming from a girl with whom I have never been out with & the best part on offer was - zero insecurity.

No.2. “You don’t look Indian!!” – from an Irish gal, I sure dint knw how to react. But yeah she never looked Irish too, she looked awesome!!

No. 1. “You have a beautiful heart” – u have no clue how much I tried to suppress my laughter when this came my way, but with due respect to the fine woman who said this, I really hope its true..Ok again I’m trying not to laugh.

I am done & before I wind up, a special note of thanks to all the women who made this post special

11 comments:

  1. You should have also mentioned who told you all this... shouldnt have left us curious on this.. hehe.. Jokes apart, awesome post!! It has cleared quite a few myths I had about you.. lol..

    I am still wondering though, why you feel you dont have a beautiful heart.

    Great work Ada.

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  2. hehehehe, im also wondering, maybe another such comment shall clarify/confirm that.,
    Any women read this ???

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  3. di\udu u actually got wat i was lookin for in ur blog!!
    finaly broke the ice n actually got somethin fun n upbeat on ur normally borin blog!!
    i love this one........ keep writin this way n i swear i llp never complain again that i have to read ur blog!!
    u rock!!

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  4. Awww !! that was nice ...n dare u complain again :)

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  5. Wow!! It was a very hilarious post... I loved reading it.

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  6. wondering how i never kept track of any comments from what u have made.,!!

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  7. ahhh a must read for all gals on earth, its high time they realise, thus improve and give us more hilarious things to write about... ha haa good1 adu...!!!

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  8. Is this fact or fiction? Why do I ask? The phrase "the guy who understood women"!!

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  9. ahh !! thats a fact i guess, he died of excessive laughter !!
    sounds real aint it ??

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  10. tell me honestly where u copied all these stuff ;).......

    good one !!!

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  11. Thx pal !! never did, i stopped copyin ever since i passed out of my engineering ;)

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