Dedicated in loving memory of the guy who understood women & died of excessive laughter.
Women - They have been as much thought provoking as to what s beyond the Interstellar matter.
Likewise, just racking my brains to the wildest statements women have ever remarked about me & their reasoning.
Hmmm let’s see, judgements, compliments, insults or plain statements.
Rolling from behind…..
& the winners are –
No.7. “Are u a Virgin???” – It’s in my tag of FAQs, I think its time I stop wearing that “Im NOT a Virgin T shirt”. And for the last time “YES I am”.
No. 6. “Were u a cab driver in ur pichle janam ??” (pichle janam = previous life) – is that an insult ?? I dint knw cab drivers could drive so well .. hehehe & what is this pichle janam thing ? if I would be caught with neat clothes, would I be a Dhobi in my “pichle janam” ??
No.5. “Nimge eshtu makkalu ??” ("How many kids do u have ??")– This was a hilarious one. The lady in Question began asking me so much about my married life too…btw olle timepass aithu aa dina. hehehe
No.4. “I am sorry Adarsh, I don’t think I can give 100% in this” – To all u perverts, its not like how it sounds. There was this BIG scene behind this & this was the one sentence which was the cream of it. Hehehehe
No.3. “You know, If we were together, I would have never broken up with you” – Coming from a girl with whom I have never been out with & the best part on offer was - zero insecurity.
No.2. “You don’t look Indian!!” – from an Irish gal, I sure dint knw how to react. But yeah she never looked Irish too, she looked awesome!!
No. 1. “You have a beautiful heart” – u have no clue how much I tried to suppress my laughter when this came my way, but with due respect to the fine woman who said this, I really hope its true..Ok again I’m trying not to laugh.
I am done & before I wind up, a special note of thanks to all the women who made this post special